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Even if you’ve never seen a single episode of Modern Family, you’re probably familiar with actress Ariel Winter. The 19-year-old has a massive online following that belies her claim to fame as part of the massive ensemble cast of a dinosaur sitcom currently lumbering into its 478th season. The reason for that, of course, is that Ariel has huge boobs, and she’s not shy about showing them off on Instagram.

French first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy is hot under the collar over a clothing manufacturer who has produced a white canvas shopping bag that uses her nude image as the design feature. Her lawyer has filed a lawsuit on behalf of the former supermodel. The trendy bags, produced by Pardon, are being sold on the French island of Reunion and will be available soon throughout France, according to company manager Peter Mertes.

Mady Gosselin is just not here for it these days, okay? She simply doesn’t have time to deal with anyone’s bull$hit. Especially when that bull$hit is coming from the keyboard of a total and complete stranger. Early on Monday, the former reality star shared a couple new selfies on Instagram. The first is featured immediately above and the second is featured immediately below.

Back in the day, Blac Chyna used her bush to lure in Rob Kardashian. Now, in excerpts from a lawsuit, the former reality star is not beating around the bush when it comes to her feelings about her ex-lover’s family. In legal documents obtained by TMZ, the mother of two (including Rob’s first and only daughter, Dream) alleges that the Kardashians and Jenners flat out sabotaged the series Rob & Chyna because they didn’t want to see Blac succeed.

Recently, Tori Roloff and her family stepped away from the drama. There are more important things in life than feuds and reality TV. Speaking of her precious little family, Tori also shared 6-year-old Jackson’s back-to-school look. He and 3-year-old sister Lilah both looked all dressed up. But Tori’s caption rubbed a lot of people the wrong way.

We’re about to write a lot words about Kody Brown and company because there’s a lot to say about the troubled stars of Sister Wives. But we can go ahead and answer the question posed in the headline to this article with just one word. And that word is this: NOTHING. Despite having owned a large parcel of land in Coyote Pass in Arizona, we can now confirm that absolutely no progess has been made in terms of construction.

They say everybody’s working for the weekend, but it seems like Angelina Jolie doesn’t need to put it any effort at all! Allow us to explain: On Saturday night, the iconic actress was spotted leaving Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica and walking to her car in the company of R&B legend in the making the Weeknd.

For Angelina Pivarnick, things have gone from bad to much worse. The long-time Jersey Shore cast member, who is in the middle of an ugly split from husband Chris Larangeira, told social media followers this week that she’s in the hospital. "Please whomever is calling me and texting me give me time to respond," she wrote on her Instagram Story page, adding in ominous fashion:

Porn king David Hans Schmidt has allegedly offered $100 million for a sex tape featuring Britney Spears and her estranged, worthless piece of $h!t douchebag of a husband, Kevin Federline. Schmidt is the celebrity porn broker behind videos starring many famous people, including Fred Durst. Most recently, he’s been in the news for getting his filthy hands on the (former Saved By The Bell star) Dustin Diamond sex tape, as well as some nude Marcia Cross pictures.