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Scott Disick has a very large penis. This fact has been confirmed by more than just his baby mama, Kourtney Kardashian, as Kim Kardashian also chimed in this week during an interview with Jane Radio, saying of Disick’s penchant for walking around naked: “Honestly, it’s way too much. He has to start wearing some tighty-whities.” Great. Now we can’t stop staring at Scott Disick’s crotch.

Dear Adam Brock, do not ever refer to yourself again as “white chocolate.” But do keep singing like you did in Hollywood last night. You have serious season 11 potential! This 27-year old from Pennsylvania now resides in Houston, PA and works as the creative arts director at the Central Assembly of God Church there. He has a wife, a nine-month old daughter and a large black woman trapped inside his vocal chords.

So when we ranked fast food burgers, ranked fast food French fries and ranked fast food chicken nuggets, we didn’t so much pay attention to the nutrition facts. In fact, we didn’t pay attention to that information at all. Well now we’re paying attention and doubling up on gym memberships for good measure.  While there are healthy options to be found on almost any menu if you look closely enough, there are also some really, really terrible choices hiding in plain sight.

Garces vs. Morimoto. The secret ingredient of chicken, duck, pork and calf liver. One judge who takes himself way too seriously. It was on last night during the semifinals of the Iron Chef America Tournament of Champions, as Michael Symon sat back and learned who he would meet in next Sunday’s finals. Would it be Chef Morimoto, the man of many grunts?

Ah, Jessica Simpson. Her particular form of intelligence might be a bit…non-traditional, but she’s built a wildly successful empire and she knows how to keep her fans interested. But while some stars resort to PR stunts and scripted reality shows in order to stay in the spotlight, Jessica is nothing if not authentic. What you see is what you get, and – whether she’sfalling down drunk outside of a club or posting half-naked S&M pics on Instagram – what you get is usually pretty interesting.

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This Just In: Meghan Markle still knows how to work it. The actress-turned-Royal-turned-disenchanted-ex-Royal made a triumphant return to Hollywood on Thursday night, walking the red carpet for Variety’s Power of Women event. She noticeably did so without Prince Harry by her side, however. The aforementioned event celebrated the outlet’s Power of Women honorees… who each garnered their very own Variety cover.

Parenting books shouldn’t be written by just anybody. Here are 11 dumb Alicia Silverstone Kind Mama quotes from her new parenting book. ncG1vNJzZmivp6x7tbTEoaalpKmsvLCwxqiqrKGgY7CwuY6so6Kclai1sMPSaGhqZZSquqN5wKWgnKGRYsCquNWeqaysn6OybrfIp5tmpZGirm691Kirnqtf

Someone sure finds Ugly Betty pretty. With the Emmy Awards coming up, American Ferrera is spending her free time house hunting with longtime boyfriend, Ryan Piers Williams. “They’re excited about it,” a source told People magazine. “All that matters to them is that they are together and that they find somewhere private. They aren’t one of those flashy couples.