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Cross your legs, male readers. We have some breaking fish news out of Sweden. A local fisherman surprised animal experts in that country last week when he caught a pacu in the Øresund channel. This relative of the piranha is known as a "ball cutter" because, well… "There have been incidents in other countries, such as Papua New Guinea, where some men have had their testicles bitten off,” said Henrik Carl, a fish expert at a Danish museum, speaking to an English-language newspaper in Sweden, adding:

The University of Washington has come under fire for a poster that advertises tryouts for its cheerleader squad. The image, shared above, has been taken off the school’s Facebook page after an understandable uproar broke out regarding its rundown of “do’s and don’ts.” EXAMPLE: those hoping to cheer for the Huskies SHOULD be “physically fit” and appear to have some kind of “tan.

Claire Spivey and Justin Duggar are very young. But they can’t wait to grow old together. The teenagers started courting in September and then got engaged just two months later. And now, according to a very reliable source, we’ve learned that Spivey and Duggar already know when they wanna get married. Hilary Spivey — Claire’s very own mother — spilled some wedding details in the Comments section of a recent Instagram post about the Counting On couple’s upcoming nuptials.

As you’ve probably heard by now, the 2015 VMAs were packed to the rafters with controversial moments. Everything from the feud between Nicki Minaj and Miley Cyrus to Rebel Wilson’s police brutality joke is being hotly debated on social media today, and the debates don’t end there. One contentious moment took place before the show even began, when Amber Rose and Blac Chyna showed up on the red carpet in matching outfits emblazoned with anti-female epithets:

You know how Shannon Beador dressed up as Gina Kirschenheiter? For better or for worse, it was part of a costumed party. On The Real Housewives of Orange County, this lighthearted get-together took a turn for the serious. First, Shannon confronted Heather Dubrow over “concerns” about Shannon’s relationship. But this wasn’t really about Heather. It ended with Shannon having a tearful, yelling meltdown — declaring that she has never been more in love.

Sriram Hathwar and Ansun Sujoe are your co-National Spelling Bee champions after the first tie in 52 years and only the fourth in event history. The youngsters correctly spelled so many words Thursday on ESPN that the Scripps National Spelling Bee had to declare them both winners. The reason it was called a draw is simple, yet a bit head-scratching: There weren’t enough words left on the competition’s list to keep it going.

That’s the focal point of this drama-filled episode. In her continuing efforts to forge a friendship with her former flame, Jason Wahler, star Lauren Conrad wasn’t exactly expecting to learn that … He has a new girlfriend. Oh, and they’re living together. They’re engaged! Surprise! Woo! Jason drops bombs #1 and #2 during a lunch date with LC, inviting her to a housewarming party thrown by himself and his new gal.

THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012! From now until the end of the year, we’ll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering. Kelly Brook bikini pictures were honored yesterday as this very smoldering countdown continued. Keeping the hotness rolling today at #86: Keeley Hazell!

Zoe Saldana and Keith Britton, her entrepreneur fiance, have called it quits. The pair “amicably separated after 11 years,” her rep said in a statement. Avatar star Saldana, 33, and Britton, 35, announced their engagement in June 2010. They are also business partners in the website My Fashion Data Base. “Zoe and Keith remain committed business partners as co-founders of fashion resource MyFDB.